Friday, July 01, 2011

How to #1 get stuff from boxes.

This is the #1 of my How-To series. I fink san needs help in blogging. She is always going on and on about meds. Enuf I says!

Step 1: Always be on the look-out for opportunities (ok san helped me wif this a little bit) for mischief...err...different ways to entertain yourself. You need to do this as your human may not be around 24/7.
Step 2: Poke around in any box that you find. You may see somefing good. Always poke about in a pretty box. This is where humans keep good fings away from you. Do not let them get away wif it!

Step 3: Look around you again for the signs that a human may be about. Sometimes a human walks in and then they try to stop you from doing what you want. This will happen whenever you see somefing good. Humans always try to take them away from you. Be careful.

Step 4: Once the coast is clear, dig about quickly! Lalalala....

SUCCESS! You may find somefing that you can play wif. Grab it quickly and run off. Play wif it for a bit and make sure to hide it under the bed or table where a human can only find it when they spring-clean thoroughly. Usually only about twice a year.

Enuf for today!


Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Vidock said...

Excellent advice, Tanaka-Chan! I will be sure to follow it!


Katnip Lounge said...

Tanaka, this is an EXCELLENT lesson! Do you have any advice on drawers? There is one in particular at our house that is VERY alluring; it's FULL of junk!

Flock O' Fuzzies said...

Thank you for the how-to lesson. Next you should show us your technique for using the boxes as a place to sleep.