The Panther Strike. Mdm A has perfected her panther strike pose from her ancestors. See the elegant stance of the hind legs juxtaposed by the intense yet relaxed pose of the forelegs. It is important that the tail be kept at the acute angle for the greatest balance. If you watch closely, Mdm A is also showing off her whirling-the- eyeball stare for those extra-special occasions when hypnotism of the enemy is called for.
The Stare-of-Death not to be confused with the whirling-the-eyeball stare. Only to be used in the crouching lotus position.
Laugh-the-enemy-in-his-face position #216. It is important that the tongue be used to its fullest effect and the ears pulled back. Once shown, the enemy will immediately realise that resistence is futile and he will be laughed at no matter what he does. An ounce of ridicule is worth a barrel of reprimands.
Mdm A had used all of her rainy sunday to perfect these tai - chi stances. She is now well-equipped to fight her arch enemy Sidekick T to the very end. Good Luck Mdm A.
hmm.. tough choice, but my ultimate favourite has to be the Laugh-the-enemy-in-his-face position #216!
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