dear san
I think it's time I tell you that a cat needs some dignity. I am tired looking like a flying saucer. You said I need to wear this for only a week but since this is my third collar, it is going to be three weeks. If I promise not to pull the fur off my back will you take it off? No? You actually want to see the fur? Really?
Then I only have this to say to you.
Pffbbtfft!
